The Middle Eastern nations have fallen under the rule of Sheikha Kitty the Vicious!
Our once beautiful sand dunes are now being used as kitty litter.
The oil wells have been demolished!!!
Why? Because the crude sticks to fur, dammit!!!!
Forgive me fellow humans, but the darned feline overlords would not stop wailing on the walls outside my window!
As I am of a rather wimpish nature when it comes to kitty cats, I gave in quite easily.
But my poor friend Miguel - =HMFS
, he was tortured into submitting the image of his beloved cat, Major Fishbone
Word is that Miguel knew of Sheika Kitty's insatiable libidinal impulses for Major Fishbone aka. Sheik Yerbouti (as Sheikha Kitty would often address him while having some "sexy time" inside her harem for tomcats) and tried to protect him from her clutches, but alas, the screeching sounds of claws on a pane of glass, placed next to his ears was too much for Miguel to bear and thus, he yielded.City formerly known as Dubai.