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Sheikha Kitty by MARX77 Sheikha Kitty by MARX77
The Middle Eastern nations have fallen under the rule of Sheikha Kitty the Vicious!
Our once beautiful sand dunes are now being used as kitty litter.
The oil wells have been demolished!!!
Why? Because the crude sticks to fur, dammit!!!!

Forgive me fellow humans, but the darned feline overlords would not stop wailing on the walls outside my window!
As I am of a rather wimpish nature when it comes to kitty cats, I gave in quite easily.
But my poor friend Miguel - =HMFS, he was tortured into submitting the image of his beloved cat, Major Fishbone.

Word is that Miguel knew of Sheika Kitty's insatiable libidinal impulses for Major Fishbone aka. Sheik Yerbouti (as Sheikha Kitty would often address him while having some "sexy time" inside her harem for tomcats) and tried to protect him from her clutches, but alas, the screeching sounds of claws on a pane of glass, placed next to his ears was too much for Miguel to bear and thus, he yielded.

City formerly known as Dubai.
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Kevin-Welch Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
Great image :-)
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012   Photographer
Hey! Thanks, Kevin! :D
Say, whatever became of that choir group set up by your sister-in-law?
How did the performance go?
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Kevin-Welch Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012
The did a charity concert last week actually. I've yet to find time to work on the photos. The setting was very basic, so they won't look over 'showbiz', but I'll get some coming soon. Thanks for asking amigo.
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martintinaz Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Professional Photographer
:wow:MG..Thats a danm shame..:iconhardlaughplz:...but this is an :iconawesome-plz: image..
the buildings in the backgraund really adds an impact to this shot..:clap::clap:
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MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012   Photographer
It's a good thing, actually.
Unlike our past rulers, these wonderful felines, by the order of Sheikha Kitty the generous, have decided to offer citizenship (kittizenship) and equal rights to all expats!
I'm now a proud kittizen of this still nameless country. :D

Thank you, dear friend! :blowkiss:
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martintinaz Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Professional Photographer
:rofl::icondancekittyplz:
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Yoh-Boo Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
awesome :D love the description :P
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012   Photographer
Lol! Thanks, buddy!! :D
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A-teinna Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Hello dear member of ~Linksystem

you're beautiful piece of art has been featured in the latest news article of :icondalinksystem: [link] together with you Linkers piece.

Thanks for sharing and Linking :huggle:
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012   Photographer
Hi, Annieta!
Thank you so much!! :D
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GiadaDeo Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Where's the Shaikh? :D
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MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012   Photographer
Major Fishbone, also known as Sheik Yerbouti. :D
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GiadaDeo Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Ooo, are they having good times? *curious look*
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012   Photographer
:giggle:
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GiadaDeo Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:whisper: Cause the Sheikh looks scary :iconscaredplz:
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YannosGATO Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
Cats rule!!!
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012   Photographer
Yeah, they certainly do now! :lol:
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silence--9 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Very nice !!
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012   Photographer
Thank you!
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Trippy4U Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012
I need it in a nutshell...why is everyone posting Kitty Kats today?

Hey btw...this one is GREAT!!!
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MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012   Photographer
Here ya go: [link] :D
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Trippy4U Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
Yea I saw that...I ain't wasting my time to read all that nonsense...that's why I asked you :lol:
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012   Photographer
Alrighty then, in a nutshell:
Photograph cat.
Post under Community Projects / Projects & Clubs / Free Fella category.
Win useless Whiskers badge. :D
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Trippy4U Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
OMFG...that's it...dam. Just when I thought I could retire now I have to go out and take care of biz once again. Gotta dust off my Llama-nator gear and retool it as the Cata-nator :lol:

:iconterminator: :iconminigun1plz::iconminigun2plz:……:iconsuperllamaplz::iconsparklellamaplz::iconrainbow-llamaplz::icongoldenllamaplz::iconsuperalbinollamaplz::iconminigunouchiesplz:
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MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012   Photographer
"Just when you thought you was out...they pull you back in!" :lol:
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Trippy4U Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
:lmao: Great flik...the Producers :thumbsup:
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012   Photographer
:rofl:
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Philluppus Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012   General Artist
she looks powerfull to me :lol:
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012   Photographer
She is!!! :fear:
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Philluppus Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012   General Artist
haha, a very classic profile she has,
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EyeDance Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012
Sheikha Kitty rules? It isn't Sheikha Remitti anymore? Damn, times really do change quickly nowadays!

Dubais sand dunes as kitty litter! I never thought of that simple solution to spoil these domesticated assassins and torturers of diminutive beings even more. Crude sticks to fur? That gives me some ideas ... :evillaugh:

I grew up with plenty of cats, later owned some of my own, but trying to civilize them and teach them some useful stuff proofed to be in vain. They wouldn't even guard an empty milk bottle; ungrateful bastards from hell they are.Still, I don't mean to run them over on the road nor would I beat them to pulp when all gets too much. But: if they're close to you and annoy you, a water pistol can work wonders. Not that they would learn something, but it keeps them on a safe distance. In the long past, our then dog learned quickly that our bed is ours, no compromise. Not so the cats. In the middle of the night, they would stand on your face, purring and drooling, because it was their mating season. The only remedy, apart from a sawed-off shotgun was said water pistol. Carol had one on her side, I had mine on mine. What a blast we had blasting away when these creatures from hell meant to deprieve us from our sleep.

Get a water pistol. Todays models are much more powerful than what we used in the past. If they don't like it, they can always make a home in the sand dunes. Where sandvipers rule. :D

And it is an interesting shot. The skyline and that ancient-looking feline murderer give the word "contrast" a deeper meaning. :-)
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MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012   Photographer
Now that dA's own semi-limbless mascot, Fella, was set free a little while ago, I was able to properly update the description and reveal the real reason behind Sheikha Kitty's nympholepsy.
Do have a look again when you have the time to do so. Much will be revealed. :D
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DougNZ Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012
I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords :worship:
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MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012   Photographer
Hey, what about the psychedelic horses?
How could you betray them?? On second thought; good thinking!
Count me in! :worship:
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DougNZ Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012
Cats are real, psychedelic horses are just our psychotic hallutionations ;-)
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MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012   Photographer
BLASPHEMY! :omfg:
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DougNZ Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012
;-)
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jeanmark Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012
It is true ....

[link]
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012   Photographer
I know!!! :crying:
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jeanmark Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012
Ha ha,my cat has taken over our house now .... [link]
:)
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MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012   Photographer
:faint:
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