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And God Created Woman

Sat Apr 20, 2013, 8:21 PM

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-   A   S t r e e t   P h o t o g r a p h y   F e a t u r e   -
 
 


 


  








 











 
One day in the Garden of Eden, 

Eve calls out to God, 


 "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?" 


 


 






 




 




"Lord, I know you created me and provided  this beautiful garden 


 and all of these wonderful animals




and that hilarious comedic snake, 


 but I'm just not happy."





 


 


 



 
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. 


 "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."


 "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution.  


I shall create a man for you." 


 


 


 


 
"What's a man, Lord?" 


 "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits.


 He'll lie, cheat, and be vain and glorious;




 all in all, he'll give you a hard time.


 


 


 



 
 But...he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things.


 He will look silly when he's aroused,


 but since you've been complaining,


 I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.


 


 


 



 
 He will be witless and will revel in childish things


 like fighting and kicking a ball about.




He won't be too smart, 


 so he'll also need your advice to think properly."




 


 


 



 
 "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.


 "What's the catch, Lord?"


 "Well... you can have him on one condition."


 "What's that, Lord?"


 


 


 




 


"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... 



So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. 



Just remember, it's our little secret ...









 


 


 



 
 






 ...you know, woman to woman."
 
 






;) 


 






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Header Image: The Birth of Venus (Italian: Nascita di Venere)
c. 1486 - by Sandro Botticelli.
Journal Title shamelessly lifted from the 1956 French Film,
"Et Dieu... créa la femme" (...And God Created Woman)
Joke: Found online.


A Street Photography Feature

One day in the Garden of Eden,
Eve calls out to God,
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"...
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Thanks, Chris.
The last photo was the most controversial one. :lol:
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Thanks, bro!
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Asher-Kinng Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
Hahaha... This is funny! before few days i've read a women's joke where it says God created man but when he looked at him he said to himself, 'I think I can do better than this". this is similar story :lmao:
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