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And God Created Woman

Sat Apr 20, 2013, 8:21 PM

 TSF
 

 
-   A   S t r e e t   P h o t o g r a p h y   F e a t u r e   -
 
 


 


  








 











 
One day in the Garden of Eden, 

Eve calls out to God, 


 "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?" 


 


 






 




 




"Lord, I know you created me and provided  this beautiful garden 


 and all of these wonderful animals




and that hilarious comedic snake, 


 but I'm just not happy."





 


 


 



 
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. 


 "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."


 "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution.  


I shall create a man for you." 


 


 


 


 
"What's a man, Lord?" 


 "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits.


 He'll lie, cheat, and be vain and glorious;




 all in all, he'll give you a hard time.


 


 


 



 
 But...he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things.


 He will look silly when he's aroused,


 but since you've been complaining,


 I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.


 


 


 



 
 He will be witless and will revel in childish things


 like fighting and kicking a ball about.




He won't be too smart, 


 so he'll also need your advice to think properly."




 


 


 



 
 "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.


 "What's the catch, Lord?"


 "Well... you can have him on one condition."


 "What's that, Lord?"


 


 


 




 


"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... 



So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. 



Just remember, it's our little secret ...









 


 


 



 
 






 ...you know, woman to woman."
 
 






;) 


 






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Header Image: The Birth of Venus (Italian: Nascita di Venere)
c. 1486 - by Sandro Botticelli.
Journal Title shamelessly lifted from the 1956 French Film,
"Et Dieu... créa la femme" (...And God Created Woman)
Joke: Found online.


A Street Photography Feature

One day in the Garden of Eden,
Eve calls out to God,
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"...
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:icondaliscar:
daliscar Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Cheers nice selection :-)
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013   Photographer
Thanks, Chris.
The last photo was the most controversial one. :lol:
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daliscar Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Lol ;-)
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:iconbicyclerace:
bicyclerace Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:rofl:, soooo great!
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013   Photographer
Thank you!!
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fabrizzialex Featured By Owner May 10, 2013   Photographer
good!!
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013   Photographer
Thank you!
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:iconjim373:
jim373 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013   Digital Artist
Very entertaining feature! :D :clap:
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013   Photographer
Thanks, bro!
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Asher-Kinng Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
Hahaha... This is funny! before few days i've read a women's joke where it says God created man but when he looked at him he said to himself, 'I think I can do better than this". this is similar story :lmao:
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013   Photographer
Yeah, I've heard that one. :lmao:
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feigenfrucht Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:blowkiss:
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013   Photographer
:blowkiss:
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:iconbubblecloud:
BubbleCloud Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Very nice, thanks for making it! :)
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013   Photographer
Thanks, Olga. Glad you enjoyed it! :la:
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:iconbubblecloud:
BubbleCloud Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you 're welcome! :aww:
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Jethrayne Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Not a secret anymore! :iconlegaspplz:
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013   Photographer
Lol! :lol:
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jabala Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
Hahaha this made laugh! A great read and of course the images. The last photo is hialrious.
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013   Photographer
What? That god awful photo? The journal wouldn't be complete without it. :lol:
Thanks, man!
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:icondjailledie:
djailledie Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Quite diverse! :D
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013   Photographer
:lol:
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:iconjacac:
JACAC Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
a n d . H e . d i d . i t . r i g h t ... w e l l ... s o m e t i m e s ... :giggle:
g r e a t . f e a t u r e
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013   Photographer
Sometimes is not enough... sometimes. ;)
Cheers, my friend!
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:iconjacac:
JACAC Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
h e h e . =)
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splendidofsun Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Now I wonder what God said to Adam when he created him. Perhaps "You know, you'll have to make her believe that I created her first. It's our secret, man to man!" and that's the first real problem between man and woman. Each believe he/she is the important one and the smartest one.

Anyway, I enjoy the photos! :la:
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013   Photographer
Humans are a strange race.
When we aren't fighting over who has a better God, we're bashing each other over race, gender, or sexual orientation.

Thanks, pal! :la:
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:iconsplendidofsun:
splendidofsun Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Yep, you're definitely right :no: :sigh:
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RocioZero Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha this is great ;) Very nice way to feature! :D
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013   Photographer
Much appreciated! Cheers!
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:iconrynchanchan:
rynchanchan Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Student General Artist
Ahaha, this is wonderful > w <
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013   Photographer
Thank you!
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:iconthinkanish:
thinkanish Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
What is art without women?
whether god created women first or second doesn't matter. That's another wonderful creation.
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:iconihamby:
IHamby Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now that, I agree with.
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013   Photographer
Well said!
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:iconincogxito:
incogxito Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol the last lines, it was awesome :D
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013   Photographer
Thank you!
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:iconbobmceggy:
BobMcEggy Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Of course God was a woman, she's the maker of the sandwhich makers
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:iconanniemaeart:
anniemaeart Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013   General Artist
oh my gosh that joke was freakin' brill it had me in stitches xD now i gotta share this with everyone i know lol
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013   Photographer
It's an old joke. But by all means, share away!!
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:iconwearewe2:
WEAREWE2 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
This is so sexist against men. It's really disgusting.
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:iconihamby:
IHamby Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Unfortunately, sexism and racism is perfectly okay. It's advocated, even. As long as it's targeted towards a very specific type of people.
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WEAREWE2 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Sexism is not okay and never is. It is the reason women have been so severely oppressed by men for hundreds of years. The oppression of women is still strongly prevalent all over the world and even in America today and is the reason able women still do not get jobs they are qualified for and are consistently treated as sex objects rather than being seen as equal human beings with an equal mind. If you say sexism is okay, then you say oppression is okay. There is nothing okay with it, there never will be, and using it as a "joke" does not make it right either. I especially find this very distasteful, because it is referring to all men as idiotic and arrogant which means it is calling all the men in my life idiotic and arrogant which could not be more far from the truth. Brains and character do not depend on sex. I love how no one is getting mad over this, but if it was bashing women and saying we are only good for the kitchen and sex and have no brains, they would all be like "sexist! "pig!". Hypocrites...
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IHamby Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So, you agree with me that this piece is sexist to men, then? Do you also agree that there is little being raised over it? Despite the fact that hell would be being raised it it were reversed and being directed towards women?

I'm not saying sexism is okay, I'm saying society accepts it, these days, as long as it's directed towards the right party. (This case being men.)
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Leucism Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyoumustbenewplz:
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:iconbronybeforepony:
BronyBeforePony Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I want my rib back
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013   Photographer
Get in line :XD:
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LadyKylin Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
That was absolutetly brilliant.
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:iconmarx77:
MARX77 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013   Photographer
Thank you so much!
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:iconericforfriends:
EricForFriends Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013  Professional Photographer
Great idea, great collection! :clap:
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